Under the new rules, donor screening questions will no longer focus on gender and sexuality, but rather high risk activities, such as engaging with new partners over the last three months. This is not only a huge victory for LGBTQ2S+ rights, it’s also a great excuse to finally cut loose a bit,” stated Health Minister Jean-Yves Duclos after removing the ball gag from his mouth. “A discriminatory, unjust, outdated and unscientific rule been finally stricken from the books.
OTTAWA, ON – The ban on blood donations from men who have had sex with other men within the last three months has been lifted, as was announced earlier today by an oiled-up twink wearing only a chest harness and a jockstrap at the official Health Canada suck and fuck orgy held to commemorate the historic occasion.
